Nonsense

Nonsense

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
ASDFK
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit 
edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
ASDFK
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit 
edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-
ASDFK
MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 
step 2. somehow get upwind
step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free
step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 
step 5. ?????????
step 6. profit 

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

(via tyleroakley)

lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌
lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌
lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌
lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌
lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌

lizishellaflyy:

lacee420:

what tha fuck

And you’re watching Disney channel 😌

(via everkins)

(via everkins)

brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

brispeak:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I think I like walnut as an insult too cause it looks like a brain but it is not one…

(via everkins)

(via everkins)

hobbitwalkingparty:

Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off. 
at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.
hobbitwalkingparty:

Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off. 
at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.
hobbitwalkingparty:

Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off. 
at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.

hobbitwalkingparty:

Like congrats, you got back your mountain, but you also succeeded in waking the dragon and royally pissing him off. 

at least you looked really majestic in that wheel-barrow.

(via everkins)

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

(via everkins)

(via everkins)

found-myself-in-wonderlaand:

remember when troy and chad thought that saying sharpay spent the holidays shopping for mirrors was the greatest diss ever omg.

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(via gnarly)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

(via gnarly)

yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…
yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too. Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…

yokhakidfiasco:

sugarcoatedme:

koolthing:

fightblr:

ricrodrigo:

sizvideos:

Video

I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!

Me too.
Holy shit.

satisfying

I’m so impressed… holy shit…

image

(via everkins)

crotchetybushtit:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!
crotchetybushtit:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

crotchetybushtit:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!

(via flamingnerdonfire)

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

the-dream-operator:

defeatingexistence:

clockmocker:

A water balloon full of mercury hitting the ground (X)

SCIENCE

this fucked me up

(via everkins)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via flamingnerdonfire)